Told from the perspective of Levi bar Alphaeus, alias 'Biff', 'Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal' unveils the untold early years of Jesus, affectionately known as Josh. Brought back by angel Raziel to chronicle these adventures, Biff recounts their escapades together—from resurrecting lizards to training in the martial arts, from healing the afflicted to tangling with demons. This unlikely biblical narrative brims with humor and heart, revealing a side of the Messiah's journey that history missed. Wrapped up in sarcasm and earthly delights, Biff is determined to protect his chaste and miraculous friend, even in the face of destiny's immovable path. Christopher Moore's sharp wit and vibrant storytelling breathe new life into an ancient tale, crafting a tribute that's as reverent as it is riotously entertaining.